Broken Hearted (You Smell Like Farts)

from Lochte Taco Station (Splatty Solo) by Bad Abby

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Yeah...I'm Ryan Lochte, and I'm back,
Dealin' with my heart attack.
I thought Bob Fescoe was my bromeo,
Till he told me I could hit the road.
I didn't know that he didn't like my tacos.
What's the deal, bro?
I thought you and me would be together forever.
We'd see the sights.
I'd show ya how to crush a beer can between your thighs.
I'd show ya how to swim,
So fast...so fast like you can't even be seen.
It's like a dream.
White hair, and Nicorette between your teeth.
You put it on your taco, it makes ya macho.
Ryan Lochte likes to pop and loch like the best,
Not like the rest.
You go and run up to your steeple,
And piss all over people.
You broke my heart.
You smell like farts.
I just gonna go to the other station,
Say to the nation,
Ryan Lochte's got a new sensation.
810 is the station that craves the sound of the Lochte.
Wanna rock me?
Maybe you don't.
Maybe you won't.
I'm broken-hearted.
It smells like you farted.
It's so stinky in here,
The smell of your broken heart farts.
I'm Ryan Lochte.
Swim Life.
So Fast.

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from Lochte Taco Station (Splatty Solo), released August 31, 2016

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