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Enter Michael Phelps

from Lochte Taco Station (Splatty Solo) by Bad Abby

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lyrics

Oh man...I need some help, I'm so broken hearted.
I wish someone would come down and help me.

ENTER MICHAEL PHELPS
Yo, quit your bitchin' and get up and dance,
I'm the Funky Phelps Master with the stones in my pants.
Rockin' Lochte Taco Station with a solid gold stack.
Comin' up from the water like Poseidon on crack.
You never wanna wrangle with a winner like me,
Cause I'll freestyle 200 meters into the deep,
Bringin' you down to the town of the lovely Atlantis,
Where the ladies all love the Phelps golden advantage.
You feelin' that warmth that be spillin' around ya?
It's the secret of my speed as I'm strokin' the water.
You wanna mess up a bathroom?
Man, don't be a fool.
I keep the homies ridin' short cause I piss in the pool.

Oh man...is that how you won all of those?
I put Nicorette on my tacos.
I pop and loch in my Speedos.
I mess up bathrooms in Rio.
I'm crushin' beer cans between my thighs,
I'm a swimmer.

You gotta be frontin' with this garbage you spillin',
Cause while you're soakin' up my piss,
I'm in the hot tub straight chillin',
Gettin' weighed down by the gold on my chest,
You gotta wag your little wee wee to beat my best.
So now the Funky Phelps Magic is bestowed upon you.
When you step up to the block,
You know how I do.
That little wee wee hits the water, and you just let go.
You'll find the golden land cometh,
When you're feelin' the flow.
You just go.

Oh yeah...I feel so macho,
I'm gonna piss on my taco.
Pop and loch, Ryan Loche, pissin' in the pool.
Thank you Michael Phelps.

Ryan Lochte you are under arrest for indecent exposure.
What about my taco stand?
Come with us please.
You can get back to that later.
Come with us please.
Ok.
Swim Life.
So Fast.

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from Lochte Taco Station (Splatty Solo), released August 31, 2016

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