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Yeah...I'm Ryan Lochte.
Hey...you wanna see me crush a beer can between my thighs?
I'm a swimmer.
I'm a really fast swimmer.
I like to go out on the town.
C'mon...let's go...to the playground.
It's a gas station over there.
Let's mess with the bathroom.
I'm gonna go home now.
What you guys doin'?
I'm gonna go get on the plane.
Watch me crush a beer can between my thighs.
I'm a swimmer.
I can swim real fast.
I can swim so fast, you won't even see me swimmin'.
When I swim, you won't even see me swimmin cause I swim so fast.
Crush a beer can between my thighs...I'm Ryan Lochte.
Gonna go back home and start a taco stand.
Ryan Lochte's Late Night Tacos.
Gonna be on TV,
Get a contract for a movie,
It's the story of Ryan Lochte.
Oh, this is the part where you get to watch me dance.
Watch my moves.
Ryan Lochte poppin' and lochin'.
Pop and lochin' like Ryan Lochte.
Late night taco stand, Ryan Lochte.
Back up on the taco stand,
Ryan Lochte, late night tacos.
It's on TV,
Come and see me,
I gotta white hair,
and I'm dreamy.

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from Lochte Taco Station (Splatty Solo), released August 31, 2016

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